31 days of shaving everything off of your face except a disgusting mustache. Similar to "No-Shave November" and "Decembeard"
Dan's looking a bit like a pedophile lately, isn't he?
Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.
Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.
by Ckleeb December 12, 2009
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Male 1: Dude, you know that chick I banged last night? She gave me a sweet mustaching before I finished!
Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!
Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!
by RideMaLightin' November 17, 2011
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A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)
by HYEP January 2, 2012
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Sally gave a great big "Yee-Haw!" as she met her first mustache cowboy, giving George's magnificent mustache a ride.
by MegStin September 1, 2015
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by Sunshyn717 October 12, 2015
Get the mustache mug.When an uncooked spaghetti noodle is inserted into the male urethra. The surrounding tissue is heated with steam until the noodle is overcooked.
"Uggh my urethra hurts so bad and my mouth tastes so bad."
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"
"Why?"
"I just got a mushy noodle and then ate it!"
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