Looking for crocodiles

Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.

Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)

by Woofa August 30, 2012

looking up a dead mule's ass

to rehash the past

"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."

by jen o December 8, 2013

look spread

The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.

A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.

by BIG NICK123 March 18, 2015

look at my own arse when I shit

When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.

'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'

by Davethefan August 9, 2015

look it up on your phone

1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR

2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"

A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."

B)

Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"

Mary: "Look it up on your phone."

by Ind617 January 13, 2017

Looker Who

The term used to describe any crossover origins of Pokemon things, the term originally coming from the fact that the character Looker looks a lot like the tenth Doctor from Doctor Who. This can also describe stuff like how the pokemon Steenie and Tsarina look like Reenie and Serena from the English dub of Sailor Moon.

I think Dartrix is another Looker Who of the Doctor.

by UnderWho Calibri and Dings February 26, 2017

Loïka

A Loïka is a girl who loves her friends and wants the best for them. She loves perfection and she is always organised. She is so funny and super crazyyyy! She always try to make you laugh even when your sad. She is really pretty and her style is awesome! She athletic but she mostly loves dancing. You can count on her because she will always keep a secret She never leaves home without looking three or four times in the miror. She is smart and she haves normaly good grades at school. Finaly, a Loïka is loyal, friendly, athletic, pretty person and more!

Loïka is perfect!

by Jujupaquin November 10, 2017