Ray Lewised

The act of stabbing someone, and then suddenly not knowing what happened or who did it.

"Hey dude, what happened to Jenny?"
"Not sure bro.. She must've gotten Ray Lewised."

by rackemrack November 22, 2009

pass legislation

1 - v.) Cutting someone/Being cut off by someone on the street/expressway (Must be used in a horrible Sean Connery imitation)

2 - v.) also see pass a bill through Congress

1) "You can pass legislation, but you do so without my permission, asshole!"

2) "Excuse me whilst I pass legistlation"

by muskaLipman January 11, 2005

Levis Strauss Handshake

An over the jeans handjob

Any touching, rubbing, etc. of the penis which requires clothing being an intermediary between the giver and the receiver.

He was really happy with the firm Levis Strauss handshake he got from his girlfriend that morning.

It's at least worth a Levis Strauss Handshake

by DodgerCol December 23, 2009

Legistical

The feeling of being or something else is so legit that you can help be in shock because of the sheer legitness of the thing

Legit +mystical=legistical

that art piece in Ms.Fox's room is legistical.

I'm too legistical

by slap525 October 25, 2012

pass legislature

a slang term used when talking about having sex

"So how did you do with Jan last nigth?"

"Congress was in session and we totally passed legislature!"

by dix fontain July 25, 2008

King of Leisure

"King of Leisure" is a phrase used to describe a man whose occupation involves little or no actual work, and is more comprised of downloading entertaining content from the internet and emailing friends or relatives, or even observing the local bird culture. The phrase is derived from the history of an individual named Chuck, who was the original King of Leisure.

The King of Leisure checked his three main email addresses again that hour and responded to any new interesting messages before flipping through the stack of invoices on his desk again. Clearly this would be too much to deal with at the time so the King decided to do a little shopping at Amazon.com, after getting up for another cup of coffee. But the coffee sent him back to the restroom where he read the entire newspaper before returning to his desk. This pattern suited the King of Leisure and he would maintain it for the duration of his employment.

by Wrathgar July 1, 2006

Leiston

A dumb hick town in the middle of nowhere, The only form of entertainment is to sit in the town center outside the pc shop, Or visit the AMAZING cinema (Two screens, Both less than 50" - Basically a crap hole)

Dude, Wanna go to Leiston? Hell naw, I'm going to ipswich at least they have an iStore there!!

by MasterNate365 May 2, 2011