southampton is a place where either the teachers are too old and forget to teach or where theyre too young and dont know how to teach. the kids are a bunch of hard asses that think theyre cool. all of the sports teams suck. there hasnt been one decent team since 1998. they dont even have a baseball or a wrestling team. no body has parties. EVER!! its the most boring school to go to. black to white ratio--- 3:126
boys basketball: 2-16
girls basketball: 0-18
person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.
girls basketball: 0-18
person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.
by rackem willie April 24, 2009
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In Jersey you can go anywhere within 20 minutes of driving, and get anything you want. food? Chinese, Mandarin, Asian, Italian, Germany, Thai, Irish, you name it, we've got it. It's also the only place other than NYC where you can get a decent pizza. Anyone who lives elsewhere known nothing of what good pizza is. They don't understand how to make it. you need the proper equipment (proper equipment: an italian mafia family)
We are home to a GREATY Ivy league University (Princeton). We have many great other schools around. In the North for Example, Farleigh Dickenson, and Rutgers. Plus we are within a 30 minute drive into the most fantastic place you'll ever know, NYC.
Property value is high in New Jersey, if you own a large piece of land, sell it now. Because there are NO large pieces left. You can get to 3 different malls within 20 miles of your home.
No one from Jersey call it "Joisey", unless we are making fun of the people who do. Turnpike jokes arent' funny, quit asking. No, no one in NJ has ever pumped their own gas, its illegal. We have a great lottery.
In Jersey you can go anywhere within 20 minutes of driving, and get anything you want. food? Chinese, Mandarin, Asian, Italian, Germany, Thai, Irish, you name it, we've got it. It's also the only place other than NYC where you can get a decent pizza. Anyone who lives elsewhere known nothing of what good pizza is. They don't understand how to make it. you need the proper equipment (proper equipment: an italian mafia family)
We are home to a GREATY Ivy league University (Princeton). We have many great other schools around. In the North for Example, Farleigh Dickenson, and Rutgers. Plus we are within a 30 minute drive into the most fantastic place you'll ever know, NYC.
Property value is high in New Jersey, if you own a large piece of land, sell it now. Because there are NO large pieces left. You can get to 3 different malls within 20 miles of your home.
No one from Jersey call it "Joisey", unless we are making fun of the people who do. Turnpike jokes arent' funny, quit asking. No, no one in NJ has ever pumped their own gas, its illegal. We have a great lottery.
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Best definition I've ever heard for Jersey, taken from the movie Eddie and the Cruisers II, Eddie Lives!:
Diane: You really enjoy this life, don’t you? Always travelling?
Eddie: Still miss Jersey.
Diane: (scoffs) And what’s so special about Jersey?
Eddie: Baby, there’s nowhere else in the world like the Garden State. You got miles of swamps and mountains of dumps, different-coloured rivers, automobile graveyards, breweries, factories, ballparks, all mixed up together. It’s the best place to live.
Diane: Uh-huh. Then why does the Statue of Liberty face the other way?
Eddie: Ooh.
Diane: You really enjoy this life, don’t you? Always travelling?
Eddie: Still miss Jersey.
Diane: (scoffs) And what’s so special about Jersey?
Eddie: Baby, there’s nowhere else in the world like the Garden State. You got miles of swamps and mountains of dumps, different-coloured rivers, automobile graveyards, breweries, factories, ballparks, all mixed up together. It’s the best place to live.
Diane: Uh-huh. Then why does the Statue of Liberty face the other way?
Eddie: Ooh.
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Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.
Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.
"man dude, this place is way to underdeveloped for the amount of people"
"that's cause it's new jersey"
"oh. It's the worst state ever..."
"that's cause it's new jersey"
"oh. It's the worst state ever..."
by ressaler September 22, 2009
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"Errrrr Yeahh. I slept with his raccooon"
"AWHHHHSomee. How About an awesome foursome?"
"HELL YEAH."
"soooo you know jessseeee?"
"yeahh he's like a bad ass, except cuter."
"Word. Keep It Real."
"Keep it Sexy."
the end :)
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