International Horny Day

On the 17th of April it's the International Horny Day. Cuz why not!
You can ask freely nudes around the internet and sexual acts around the streets

It's not sexual arrousement! Today is the International Horny Day!

by viksn0w April 17, 2020

International Rat-appreciation Day

On June 3rd people all over the globe should appreciate rats. If you see a rat you should bow down to its glory.

Omg wait, it's 3rd of June! International Rat-appreciation Day !!!

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

internal paste

It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.

I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.

by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017

International Rider

Someone who has fucked every single possible race of human kind and cuts his dick off afterwards.

Guy1: "Dude what happened to your dick?"

Guy2: "Oh I'm an International Rider."

by Squirt56yz June 3, 2014

International Shrek day

October 11th is international Shrek day

Person 1: why is everyone obsessed with Shrek

Person 2: oh, it's international Shrek day

by Shrek_is_Shrek August 30, 2022

International no shirt day

No shirt, no problem.

International no shirt day "no shirt on for a day"

by Annonguy8211 August 8, 2025

International Suck a Femboy Day

June 27th is the International Suck a Femboy Day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a femboy the times they want, as long as they consent.

Guy 1: Fuck! I can't believe tomorrow is International Suck a Femboy Day, I've been waiting all year for this day!
Guy 2: I know, dude. Wanna come over and let me celebrate with my head between your thighs? :3
Guy 1: Hehe let me get my favorite skirt! I’ll be there soon! (> ω <)

by CutelittlebratOwO June 26, 2025