School is the next fucking description of hell. All you ever do at school is learn some fucking useless bullshit and then 2 days later you forget and then you have a fucking CIA interrogation also known as a test. then you don't remember this useless bullshit, then you fail your test. The you have a fucking temporary sentence to a fucking fedral prison, also known as... you guessed it Detention!!. then after that you go home and finally have some free time... But wait you thought that is was done there.. YOU MUST BE SHITTING ME!!! oh wait no it gets worse. than you have homework. and then you sometimes spend two hours on this shit and then you have to go to bed. because school is just SOOOO important and also school does not give you any free time. idd rather be on the sun than got to go to school for the rest of my life. so my point here is, FUCK SCHOOL!!!!
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Get the School mug.Some people need it, some do not. For those who need it is simply annoying, but will end up helping you in the end. Yet, for those who do not it is simply living hell for 14 years of your life minimum.
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Get the School mug.School is a prison-like place where depressed adults talk into your ear about a certain subject expecting you to know the exact details of everything. From class the the cafeteria, another hell hole where they feed you pig waste with spaghetti hoops. Then you have the pushy a-holes who toss ypu manically around the dam hallways because you enjoy something that isn't chav.
"Chav is an old word." Says everybody
Shut up.
Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.
Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
"Chav is an old word." Says everybody
Shut up.
Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.
Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
Douche: Sir, please may I have a hall pass?
Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?
Douche: I need to take a whiz.
Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.
Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.
Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?
Douche: I need to take a whiz.
Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.
Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.
Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
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Get the School mug.An organization set up by a country's government with the intent of turning the snotty-nosed little brats of today into the ever reliable tax payers of tomorrow.
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Get the school mug.A prison that kids are forced to go to for 11-12 years. You do useless work and learn things that you will never need to know in life. School days are incredibly long, some lasting 8 hours.
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