Category theory

Category theory, *very basically*, is the study of functions. ANY functions. ANYTHING that changes some object to another object is fair game here. Because of this FUNDAMENTAL property of "changing stuff into other stuff" being everywhere (lambda calculus, programming, normal math functions, even) it can reason about MANY disciplines of math, programming, and even language! So basically, it's universal tools for many things. Pretty useful! :)

My buddy has a PhD in pure mathematics and says.. "Studying category theory is like eating your vegetables." Not sure what that means but it has never left my mind. // Also it is technically composition not functions but shh we don't want to scare away the people who just saw this definition straight away

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025

biriyani theory

The biriyani theory is the olive theory but for Indians

Ria : i love biriyani

Salman : ew I hate it

Ria : biryani theory Fr
Salman: wat that

Ria: The biriyani theory is the olive theory but for Indians

by Swagking26172 June 26, 2023

The Venrick Theory

The theory that you can fix an instrument even though you have no tools and no experience what so ever. Never successful. But you tried man

Saxophone: He thinks he can fix it but he truly can't we call it the Venrick Theory.

Saxophone Senior: Never let him touch your instrument for any reason what so ever

saxophone Freshman: Don't even let him look at it.

by TheGermanSaxophone November 21, 2017

Jizz theory

When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.

Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after

Boy: lol. Jizz theory

by Vivi6969lolol June 11, 2024

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

window theory

Leaving your window open while gossiping is a seriously bad idea.

Girl #1: Omg, Katie Smith is such a slut...
Girl #2: Yeahh, did you hear about her and Brian?

Katie: I CAN HEAR YOU HOES FROM DOWN HERE!

Girl #1: Omfg we're screwed.
Girl #2: Damnit I forgot about the window theory.

by neverthelessgirl July 9, 2011

quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity

The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is when a random shift occurs within the electrons of atoms causing particles to become entangled within an area. when a large enough number of the charged particles become entangled, there is a rapid discharge of electrons caused by the polarity shift. the energy that is released by this creates different types of plasma that lead to different phenomenon such as ball lightning.

The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is what led to the creation of the ball lightning creating a beautiful, yet destructive wake in its path.

by Jefew November 25, 2024