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Corporate Cowboy

In this context, the term “cowboy” has been given a negative connotation. In this sense, "cowboy" refers to those people who shoot around with empty word shells (hollow words or also buzzwords), especially in meetings with word salvos, in order to generate an impression among team members and supervisors to look as competent and intelligent as possible by using a lot of “intelligent or technical” words. This is also referred to as “bullshit-bingo” and causes a lot of hot air and dust but with a “peng-peng-wow-effect”, meaning, firstly, people are highly impressed and intimidated. But over time, team members and supervisors understand that it is just hot air and are in fact annoyed by the cowboy’s apperiance and “wana-be, joke cracking” leadership behaviour.
Their behavior is driven purely by opportunistic and egoistic nature and solely serves to present themselves strategically best in the company or in the team. Supervisors are slimed by the application of cowboyism, whereby people on the same level are run over by renewed word salvos and “peng-peng” gestures, knocked off and/or made mouth-dead.
The basic prerequisite for corporate cowboys is the lack of leadership qualities and incompetence of superiors or the deliberate promotion by other cowboys, who in turn satisfy each other's egoistic spirit in their own cowboy group to the point of neurological orgasm with their fictitious intelligence and pomposity. One calls it also "man round".
This dude is such a bullshit-bingo guy . He is a corporate cowboy......
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Did you listen to Steve? He was just ..peng peng peng peng peng peng...all the time.
by Azem14 November 22, 2021
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The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.
"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"
by Keroger May 30, 2019
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Lazy cowboy

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022
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cowboy

a bad ass mf
yeah man david allan coe was the rinestone cowboy
by Nccowboy April 11, 2022
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Cowboy

Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.
The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.
by Solid Mantis December 22, 2019
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creampie cowboy

a man who likes to cum in a lot of women.
joe never brings rubbers on a date he is a real creampie cowboy
by nastynikk September 21, 2020
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