internal paste

It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.

I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.

by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017

International spam the mods day

On December 10th is the day to wreak havoc onto mods who’ve been a major pain in the ass for deleting your memes in general chat and being a jánniè in the server. This involves mass pinging, mass spamming, and anything that makes them mad.

“Can’t wait to mass ping this e thot for kicking me because I didn’t find her joke funny on December 10th also known ass International spam the mods day“.

by Israeli dancer December 8, 2020

International Fuck a Femboy Day

June 21th is the International Fuck a Femboy Day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to fuck a femboy the times they want, as long as they consent.

Guy : I can't believe tomorrow is the international fuck a femboy day. I've been waiting all year for this day!
Femboy: I know, dude. Wanna come over and see the new cosplay I bought for this?
Guy: Heck yes! I’ll be there!

by CutelittlebratUwU June 21, 2025

International Watch Twilight with your significant other day

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga

Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!

by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021

International send nudes day

April 19th is the day to send nudes to any person you want, best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, side hoe or even stepsis. Remember it's international

- Hey it's april 19th. You know what that means!
- No what does it mean?
- It's international send nudes day
- Okay bro.
*new snap*

by Terkel April 19, 2022

internal ejacultion

when u sit on ur own cock and u cream in ur own ass

Leeroy: DUDE I LOST MY VIRGINITY
Ceebus: No way how

Leeroy: I found this new thing called internal ejacultion, maybe u should try it when u get home "wink"

by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023

British International college

Not bad tbf. But teacher qabile needs to chill out with all dat touching. And Mr ochieng wallahi get off my case

Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders

Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that

by nugzda51st July 6, 2025