Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.
If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
by yougboxb April 15, 2024
Get the Taxi Cab Theorymug. The theory that suggests that most (if not all) Fandom Twitter accounts in existence were created by @jessbian from twitter
Person 1: Dude I just found out the SSJ4 Gogeta Parody account was ran by Jess!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
by powerluver January 23, 2025
Get the Jess Twitter Theorymug. The theory that a woman with a nose ring (particularly a septum piercing) creates and often has a personally defined by personal trauma, a need to prove she's "authentic", disagreeableness, and far leftism. Often masculine men perceive these women as something to avoid.
Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
by Obeflow August 27, 2025
Get the Nose Ring Theorymug. If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.
“There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”
“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”
“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”
by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025
Get the Male Nose Ring Theorymug. when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on
by sushirice828 July 4, 2022
Get the mountain theorymug. by BlingCake November 14, 2020
Get the Evil Theorymug. The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
Get the Dariusz's Theory of Stock Pickingmug.