Pokedex Gooning

When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.

Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)

Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)

by jhgfjghj January 15, 2024

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Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024

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Moon Gooning

It is gooning but on a spiritual level under the moonlight.

“Me and eagle eye are going moon gooning tonight.”

by Moon-gooner November 14, 2023

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Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots

“Yo dude do you wanna go to the goon dodging tournament

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025

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A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

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