goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015

Saddle goose

Silly person innit

"You're such a saddle goose"
"lol"

by ppap23 February 14, 2022

Skating goose

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice

Dang bro he looked like a skating goose

by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019

silly goose

a person characterized by their lack of decision making skills

"I can't decide which boy to choose"

"You're such a silly goose"

by sshhuusshh March 25, 2020

Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man

Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose

by Lunarfl4r3 June 29, 2022

Reverse Goose

Take a dump sitting on the toilet backwards

I had to take a dump so bad I ran into the bathroom and sat right on the toilet, didn't even have time to turn around.
What a great Reverse Goose!

by score1x October 31, 2011

Loose Goose

A cocktail combining Grey Goose Vodka with prune juice.

At the bar: "I'd like a Loose Goose, please."

by Keepinitregular October 2, 2019