A cookie-cutter suburban home constructed from cheap, low-quality materials, containing little to no insulation and clad with dark roofing. Long into the night, the neighbourhood unwillingly endures the occupant's lamentation, as this overpriced, poorly built furnace of fuck maintains internal temperatures only found near the edge of the devil's anus after a night on reaper sauce.
These four-walled shit toasters are favoured by dimwitted property investors who often revere themselves as scions of financial mastery but usually lack the basic mental gymnastics to invest in other financial assets.
These four-walled shit toasters are favoured by dimwitted property investors who often revere themselves as scions of financial mastery but usually lack the basic mental gymnastics to invest in other financial assets.
Shane bought a ghetto oven in Blacktown for $1.2m at 6% for 30 years. It won't even last 3 years. It's already cracking up the middle and sinking.
by Taktische Kartoffel August 30, 2022
Get the Ghetto Oven mug.A bracelet in which a homie gives to his/her fellow homie. Like a friendship bracelet. A ghetto bracelet is put together with any materials you can find laying around.
LT: OMG gurl i'm going to make you a ghetto bracelet for your birthday!
MT: I can't wait to find out what it's made out of!
MT: I can't wait to find out what it's made out of!
by The1&Only October 18, 2012
Get the Ghetto Bracelet mug.Charlie: holy jumping Jesus on a breadstick u made so much ghetto wind
Max: WTF MAN
Marielle: sorry:(
GOD: REMEMBER KIDS #COVERUP
Max: WTF MAN
Marielle: sorry:(
GOD: REMEMBER KIDS #COVERUP
by burntcelery July 26, 2016
Get the Ghetto Wind mug.When you take a kleenex, tampon or any other absorbent material and shove it up your nose to stop a nose bleed.
Guy 2: the fuck is in your nose?
Guy 1: its a ghetto plug, I got a wicked nose bleed earlier.
Guy 2: that still doesnt give you and excuse to use tampons you Mitch
Guy 1: its a ghetto plug, I got a wicked nose bleed earlier.
Guy 2: that still doesnt give you and excuse to use tampons you Mitch
by frankiedeeee April 23, 2014
Get the ghetto plug mug.In Atlantic Canada, the Scotsburn Fruit Punch, Lemonade, and Peach drinks. Contains about 0.5% juice, and the rest is water and sugar.
by Ethan_2835 April 15, 2017
Get the ghetto juice mug.A group of 2 or more wannabes who walk around trying to be cool, when in fact, they're posers. These groups can range from any size to any nationality. It can mostly be used to describe anyone who listens to rap and tries to dress the part, but is not, in fact, a rapper or hip-hop artist themselves. Pods usually contain between 4-6 people, but can be any size. The people can usually be identified by chains, very low-sagging pants, and hats turned sideways. They were referenced (though not by name) in the song "Pants on the Ground".
Chris: Dude, what's up with all these posers?
Me: They move in packs.
Chris: Yeah. Just a big ghetto pods.
Me: They move in packs.
Chris: Yeah. Just a big ghetto pods.
by Makuta_Tobi October 23, 2011
Get the Ghetto Pod mug.When you’re moving a short distance so rather than using traditional moving methods you just walk your stuff to the new place piece by piece.
We are just moving to the apartment complex next door so I think it would be cheaper if we do a ghetto move.
by Sir Fairly Certain March 10, 2019
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