Florida Mexicans

A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.

A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.

by Charliebegg69 June 15, 2022

Florida

The place where everyone is either drinking, mudding, boating, or committing the most pea brain crime. North Florida is really south Georgia. The rest of Florida does not associate with them. During 6 months out of the year snowbirds terrorize the roads honking at every green light you don’t move within 0.27448 seconds with their poodle sitting shotgun. South Florida’s Governor is Kodak. Go up to anyone under the age of 25 and say GLEEE and they will holler back. Stay away from all Nissan Altima’s as each driver has a free pass to make their speed limit on i-95. Miami has more people who speak spanish than english so good luck if you failed your foreign language class. There really is no “Florida Man” everyone has a little Florida man within them. If your a non local all the rumors you have heard are very well true and happen to this day.

“ I lived in Florida my whole life”

“ It’s nice over there right?”

“Shitshow in Paradise”

by L mone June 17, 2022

Florida Turn

At stoplights and stopsigns, lazily rolling through the stop to make a turn as long as there is enough space but often in a manner inconsiderate to other drivers, in not giving the proper amount of space or not getting up to speed fast enough.

They did a Florida turn right into my lane and I had to slam on the brakes

by sncbrax June 18, 2022

Florida Firefighter

The Florida Firefighter is the sexual act involving 2 muscular men and 3 or more people around a campfire. The two “firefighters” will pee and cum in the direction of the fire while also aiming towards the peoples face and body.

The party was crazy last night. We even started doing the Florida Firefighter with everyone at the party.

by Dr. Peeinpoopinstein June 19, 2022

Florida Burky

This happens on the rare occasion when you smoke a joint and then take a shit. The piece of shit looks like the state of Florida. Hot smelly, dark turds with wrinkles.

Yo, Mosley I just had a large Florida Burky! What a stinker

by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022

Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......

"Yo man, Florida Day is tomorrow"

by PopeChad June 26, 2022

Florida

A place full of drunk white people doing stupid things

Florida Man arrested for having illegal alligator fights in his basement

by Thebadguygog July 12, 2022