Feet

My absolute favorite things in the world. Cannot live with out.

Person 1: Man, I really love feet.
Person 2: EXACTLY

by anonymous May 20, 2024

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Happy Feet

A gay penguin whose only interest lies in bears (large husky gay men covered in body hair). Generally boring and unrizzly.

My friend Wyeth is happy feet

by BatterForCake123 May 24, 2024

Cricket feet-ing

To rub clean one’s feet after dancing on a dirty floor.

“Y’all better keep cricket feet-ing in this corner!”

by Applenocinnamon October 7, 2023

Squid feet

A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid

"That Frankie kid has some squid feet on him"

by Flash4dash June 4, 2018

Star sends feet pic to wolf day

On Feb 28 anyone named star MUST send anyone named wolf a foot pic

Hey star guess what

What?

Its Star sends feet pic to wolf day

by stnh February 28, 2025

whoopin feet

'whoopin feet' is a slang in California which means you beat someone so bad that they come out of their shoes.

He's Terrence Thornton, I'm Terence Crawford, yeah, I'm whoopin feet

by MountCyanide May 2, 2024