Dumb Butteryitis

A sickness that is generally inherited from one's parents or peers. It cannot be cured only treated (with large quantities of effort and sometimes alchol works, but only if taken it quantities large enough to make one pass out - this is not a recommended method of treatment). Relaspes occur randomly and are of indeterminate duration. Severe cases never go into remission, resulting in constant problems for other people. See dumb butt

Upon discovering that my cell phone had crapped it's brain I spent the next hour in the throes of a severe case of Dumb Butteryitis trying to figure out how to notify my family that I had missed my connecting and that they should wait 4.5 hours before starting the 3 hour drive to the airport. Forgetting how to make a long distance collect call from a Pay Phone (do those things still exist?).

by 4N for 1year May 9, 2007

dumb shit

When someone post a dumb shit definition on urbandictionary.com...

When u post a inside joke between you and your boss...
Or when you post a definition that is in the real dictionary...
Its dumb and not intresting to read..

And I will make fun of you and call you a dumb shit!!

Boss poop: my boss takes long in the bathroom so her nickname is poopie boss...

Gay dumb and stupid...
You can do better you dumb shit!!

by jaoni November 17, 2011

dumb cunt

kayla

'you have been diagnosed with kayla' 'please seek guidance from our healthcare professionals'

(you are a dumb cunt)

by __anonymous__28 December 12, 2018

Dumb Cracker

A dumb cracker is someone who is stupid but makes everyone laugh. They are a really great friend and will always have your back. Despite the stupid options they may take, they will make you smile in any situation.

"Omg! Jimmy is such a dumb cracker! You'll love him!"

by Drawings4Lyf April 24, 2019

dumb bitch

satan

Theres a lot of dumb fallen Angel's, theres a lot of bitches from hell,but theres only one true dumb bitch, satan.

by sum.fukn.dude February 28, 2022

dumb bitch syndrome (DBS)

Woman has all the money, cars, bills, etc. and the guy still tells her where to go, how to do it, who she can know, and any other system of control.

Guy #1: "Haven't you known Shannon for like, 15 years? And she's not allowed to go to your wedding?"

Guy #2 "yeah, well her man won't let her go, he thinks she'll cheat with me on my wedding day."

Guy #1 "Wow, if she puts up with that she must have dumb bitch syndrome (DBS). There's no known cure for that either. Sorry to hear about her loss."

by the mindbender October 26, 2009

dumb titty

This phrase is usually used by a person that drives an Explorer. This person is so frustrated that this is the only thing that they can say in response to the dumbass activity you have partaken in.

Ryan: "Yo Brian I just hit your car coming off that exit!"

Brian: "YOU DUMB TITTY!!"

by Mike LaVecchia July 16, 2008