Douche Hose

A douche bag who behaves so douchey that he is practically spewing douche all over everyone.

That douche hose got in everyone's face with his douche baggery.

by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

Surprise Douching

The phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning.

Girl: "So then he was texting me and asked for a handjob."

Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."

Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."

by the_collier_wiccan March 5, 2011

douche ass

A person who has qualities of a jackass and a douche bag. Potentially the worst combination of qualities ever

That guy almost crashed into me after he ran a red light then flipped me off like it was somehow my fault... what a douche ass

by philip12345 September 23, 2009

Douche Whistle

n: a person who is saying nothing of worth; wasting air.

n: the sound a douche makes upon emptying. see above definition.

"He's always talking but saying nothing. That guy is a complete douche whistle."

by Kikimarie April 30, 2009

Douche-Baggins

A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.

1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche-Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche-Baggins.

by pincherslug July 25, 2006

Douche Wad

A really big ass douche, like i mean really big.

Him:Omg miss d is so mean!
Her:yeah she was really being a douche wad today.

by Stephanieooeoooe March 29, 2008

eric douche

a russian who is a complete asshole. see also douche.

"hey you wanna go out tonight?"
"no thank you i rather be eric douche and hit on internet girls."

by keven r October 19, 2008