Johnny Dallas

A fuck boy type of motherfucker who

is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.

1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.

2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.

3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.

by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip and dip spit

Hey my girl gave me a sloppy Dallas last night it was amazing

Cool I want to try that

by Soup lover69 October 15, 2020

Dallas dirtbag

The act of having sex with your dog after a haircut and shaving ur pubes off then cumming on the dog and then placing the pubes on the dog to make it have more hair

Johnny mo gave the dallas dirtbag to snoopy.

by Pubetoucher69 December 4, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of packin a fat lip then giving a blowjob

Hey let me give you a Sloppy Dallas

by Dom1natr1x October 15, 2020

Dallas Cowboys

The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.

The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.

by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023

dallas facelift

To have the majority of one's head removed, while waving to the crowd.

I wonder if Jackie approved of her husband's decision to get that Dallas facelift.

by Horace Chit May 10, 2018

Sloppy Dallas

Its a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

1 "Karen gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night"
2 "Your dick must of looked like a turd"

by Dickerson69420_Dick October 15, 2020