Post Jigger Stress Disorder

An offshoot of PTSD. Post Jigger Stress disorder based upon dealing with Jiggers (Niggers and Annoying People with their names beginning with the letter J).

“That man has Post Jigger Stress Disorder after dealing with how annoying James was.”

by Mongolian505 December 29, 2024

Glass Disorder

A psychological disorder famously known for appearing in royals. It is when you believe that you (or your body parts) are made of glass and could break at any moment. Royals who had it In early centuries wore soft clothing to "protect themselves from shattering". It is absolutely devastating.

you have glass disorder.

by ThisIsImportant January 9, 2025

melania disorder

Melania disorder is a disorder similar to an infamous femcel named "Melania". This disorder usually consists of a unique personality with often inspiring originality. Other common characteristics include: dyslexia, severe memory loss, back pain, sudoku addiction, delusions, and hysterical screaming.

Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.

People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!

Someone with melania disorder: "I am Patrick Bateman"

Jack: "No you just have melania disorder"

by Codfish4 January 10, 2025

HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person”

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!

by Splaird June 22, 2025

Gratificatory Disorder

To "march the penguins", Get the "Big O", to "Ya-ya" her sisterhood, to "Find Nemo", to say "Yoo-Hoo" to the "Hoo-Hoo", to Masturbate.

Your sister is saying Yoo-hoo to the Hoo-hoo,

She has Gratificatory Disorder.

by pitsweater June 23, 2025

Garb personality disorder

People with this change their personalities based on the clothes they wear

Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder

by Quen.asf July 14, 2025