Skz disorder

Once infected you’ll never be the same.💔Stray kids whoo dadadararara dadarara pararadadarara dararara

“I can’t go to school today mister i have skz disorder i need to stay home and watch changbin edits”

by changbins wife February 20, 2025

Small pp Disorder (SPD)

Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.

Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica

Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.

by C00chieman September 21, 2020

I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

Often abbreviated as IAAD. When people (particularly females in general) use social media to express their emotions, and leave it to their friends to ask why they feel the way they do.

Status - "I am shocked and outraged!!!"

Comment - " OMG! Why??"

Comment from the uploader - "*relentless venting of feelings and thoughts to draw attention*"

Jake: Woah, that chick has I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

by Themockingjayfromcandor June 6, 2014

Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)

Disorder in which someone randomly quotes a particular movie/scene from either a movie/show from time to time

"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew!" she says. "Did you just quote Lord of the Rings? You must have Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)!" he replies.

by WassabiChild February 11, 2017

Lazy Disorder

Lazy disorder is a serious condition that cannot be cured. People with lazy disorder will sometimes have moments when they just won’t get up. This is not their fault, this is a result of their condition.

Did you hear Mohammed has lazy disorder?
No I didn’t I thought he was just lazy

by thechunkster53 November 16, 2022

asshole disorder

Asshole disorder is someone who talks a lot of shit about others

Hey man, you have to go see a psychologist so you can manage your asshole disorder properly.

by KickinIncrediblyDopeSh*t November 27, 2014

symptoms disorder

When you have symptoms linked to multiple disorders, mental illnesses, and/or neurodivergencies but can't pinpoint which one is you. This is not an actual diagnosis, rather it's for the people who cannot be professionally diagnosed and are trying their best themselves.

"Dude idk what's up with me. I'm always anxious and sad. people keep telling me I'm being rude but I don't understand what they mean"
"might be depression. or anxiety. or ADHD... no, you just have symptoms disorder"

by Behee July 30, 2021