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retro-crush

A crush on someone as they were in the past, and not as they are today.
Man, I have such a retro-crush on Jimmy Destri from the band Blondie. He was so hot back in the day!
by polyester-queen January 26, 2008
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Crush

1. To pulverize, to destroy with force
2. A childish reference to someone you're in puppy love with.
3. Hopeless infatuation with a person.
"All my dreams have been crushed!"

"I have a crush on Jon; he is so cute!"
by Paresthesia December 28, 2005
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crush

v. the process by which people are killed when thrown beneath a steam-roller or other placed in between two solid surfaces with force being applied toward them that the body cannot withstand.
Sumbuddy: Hey, hao es your familie?
Guy: They got crushed by a bus and died.
Sumbuddy: Daz so sad...wanna get iscreem?
by Ken R. November 22, 2004
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crushing clams

Slamming clams (vaginas) so hard that you can't use your clam for a week or so. It hurts to wipe after a pee! Sissoring, bumping biscuits and cross crossing pussys.
Renee and Lisa'were crushing clams so hard she couldn't sit for a week!
by Glamma69 January 3, 2017
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Mom-crush

When a woman of a certain age has a crush on a younger boy that is maternal rather than romantic or sexual.
I have a Mom-crush on Cam Newton. I want to make him a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup and listen to him tell me about Super Bowl practice.
by gee pom October 6, 2016
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pussy crushing

This term was first coined in season 15 episode 8 of South Park, “Sponsored Content”.

Pussy crushers are people who take an aggressive PC stance towards others and are extremely confrontational at the slightest remark that even begins to point towards non-PC ideology. They also go out of their way to include minorites/people with disabilities, only to use them as a social tool to wither enhance their social status or get something out of their staged generosity. In the South Park episode, PC Principal and his frat bros invite Jimmy and Nathan to their party, but ignore them the entire time and “crush pussy” instead
Chad is such a pussy crusher. It’s obvious that he’s doing it just to impress Katie. Say anything about religion and he starts talking the MOST shit about Christians and Muslims. Pussy crushing hypocrite
by SmallyBiggz January 17, 2019
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National Kiss your crush day

November 8th! If you got a guy you like. kiss him right NOW! Have fun<3
“I kinda want to kiss Matt”-girl
“Do it girl it’s November 8th kiss him!”girls friend
“Ok I’m going to, I’ll be back”-girl

National kiss your crush day-holiday where you kiss your crush and get away with it because it’s National Kiss Your Crush Day! It is on November 8th btw
by 69+420=ur mom October 30, 2019
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