Cracker Smacker

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.

That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.

by Space Turtle October 17, 2006

cracker barrel

draping one's scrotum over another's face, eyes or mouth, usually while the victim is asleep

Thatcher is asleep; somebody needs to give him a cracker barrel.

by tbone82 July 27, 2011

Cripple Cracker

A white boy in the suburbs who talks like he's from "da hood" and acts like he's a gangster. They usually look like complete idiots and sound stupid as well.

"Did you see Noah? He's such a cripple cracker! He keeps talking about how he's from the hood and he acts like a gangster!"

by RandomUsername776 January 26, 2019

cracker jack

the one and only best damn rapper from kentucky who’s been ab to drop this album “just a kid from kentucky” for like 3 damn years but he’s goated n shit stream 606 Flow

i coulda sworn i busted a nut listening to cracker jacks new music

by DropTheFuckinAlbum February 24, 2021

flag cracker

an immense person, extremely fat, person of enormous size, obese

she's a flag cracker, watch out that flag cracker will swallow you whole

by Ofan November 25, 2008

Cracker upper

Someone who is sooo funny that they make you pee on yourself

Dude stop being a cracker upper!

Why?

I'm gonna pee myself!!!!

by Rayraymadden June 23, 2014

Bean on a cracker

When a black male defecates profusely on a white women then takes a tennis racket and wallops the excrement to make a bean shape.

did you hear what Malakai did to Amy? he gave that bitch a bean on a cracker.

by young women January 27, 2021