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Afternoon Coffee

Hitting the caffeine again in the afternoon, since the morning jolt has worn off & you need another pick-me-up to get through the rest of the day.
Man, I was really dragging when I got home after my shift, but after a smoke and some nice afternoon coffee, I was good to go again!
by Redking645 December 15, 2009
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Asian Coffeepot

Shitting on a random part of a girl's body and having sex with it and then cumming on the shit and having sex with the combination of cum and shit on the random part of the girl's body.
Bro#1: I have completed 40 of the 50 states of sexual positions what about you?
Bro#2: I have reached 49 all I have left is the dreaded Asian Coffeepot.
Bro#1: Good luck dawg
by kaikoo August 13, 2012
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Shower Coffee

The cup of coffee you grab on the way to the shower in the morning to wake up with while you stand in the glorious hot water looking back on the dream you just woke up from
My Shower Coffee brought me to such an enlightened state this morning

Heard you had a long night, want me to make you a shower coffee?
by phixxx September 5, 2013
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Big black coffee

I prefer bbc (big black coffee) over sbc or mbc

Don't talk to me before I've had my bbc in the morning

Bbc really gets my day started
by Curb your tea March 31, 2021
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coffee bean

originates from the humble teabag. however, instead of teabagging the girls mouth u put ur ass on her fore head and drop a poop nuget. no she has what looks like a coffee bean on her head.
"oh man u shld a seen this she was suckin ma balls and a went for it"

"a laid a coffee bean on her head!!!!!"
by la la February 8, 2005
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coffee monkey

There is only one coffee monkey and he lives in leicester, drinks alot of coffee, and used to go to jcc, now goes to WQEIC
Coffee monkey Is so Kewl and he drinks aload of coffee
by coffee monkey February 18, 2005
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coffeehoser

A) one who drinks coffee to the point of excess.
B) amateur connoisseur and/or coffee lover.
C) heavy coffee drinker of Canadian descent.

Origins: Derives from the root word Hoser; central and eastern Canada; northeastern United States. Originally a derogatory term to connote someone as a lush for beer in particular. Developed into a slang, jovial term for a Canadian person based on the stereotype that Canadians drink too much beer.
Usage…

“I pounded two pots of coffee before I came to work today; I am such a coffeehoser.”

-Coffeehoser: “Take off you knob! Stay away from my f***ing coffee! Coffeehoser’s need it to play superior hockey, create burgeoning pop stars, classic comedians, repulse the cold, and little else.”
-Co-worker: Time for a care-frontation, addict!
by Big Cal October 20, 2007
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