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Chromebook

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I cont do anything n this piece on shit."

THe plastic is so durable that if you drop it off of your counter it will break. Used as a cruel device by a Lynda Anthony.
dsahj jdkhdsdjfwdh - written on a chromebook
by Porfit the MORUE June 6, 2022
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Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding
by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022
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chronic leaves

“I be smokin on them chronic leaves
Oh word?”
by $hhhhhhh July 15, 2022
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Chromebook

A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.
Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.
by Stupid_Face123 July 15, 2022
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Chrome mosquitoes

The bright spots that are often seen in the corners of your vision, after a heavy punch almost knocks you out
Wow, from the moment I first seen her the Chrome Mosquitoes started to fill the edges of my sight.
by StaxNgigglesNthangs August 18, 2022
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chronic disposition

Mang, I have chronic disposition after sleeping with that hooker!
by Phat Petes September 14, 2022
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Chronic Victim

Gaslighting strategy where person A antagonizes person B and person A tells third parties about the response to the antagonization out of context.
Situation: Kyle comes home and starts punching walls screaming in the home with a contorted angry face. Becky shouts in horror and pushes Kyle out of the house and locks the door. Kyle tells third parties "I came home one day and Becky started screaming at me and used force to push me out of the house and lock me out, she is crazy and I don't feel safe around her." Kyle Chronic Victim (ed) Becky.
by Ufa1 September 15, 2022
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