For his birthday, he gets to choose how they will make love. The position is therefore called birthday position.
My husband can ask me all year round if we do it this way, but I always answer: it's not your birthday. This is your birthday position!
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.
by ThePhysopher May 4, 2025
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i know we have 364 days to go but are you hype for Peterfuckle Birthday next year? It better be in your calendar!
i know we have 364 days to go but are you hype for Peterfuckle Birthday next year? It better be in your calendar!
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