A Very Robear Birthday

To invite all your friends to your Sweet 16 and charge them $10 for admission for one slice of pizza and a glass of soda.

The $10 I paid to get in was worth it. I hope my sweet 16 is a Very Robear Birthday too

by Dollars to Since July 24, 2020

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

birthday backshots

When it is someone’s birthday you give them backshots to match their age.

Hey Jamal i heard you turned 40 today, you know what that means, 40 birthday backshots

by Kidthoucher69 June 6, 2024

birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 7, 2017

Alabama Birthday Party

A situation that devolves into a fight when there is no reason for it.

We went to our cousins first communion and it turned into a real Alabama Birthday Party when her parents got drunk and starting fighting after.

by Candyapplesnatcher October 5, 2025

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

birthday goose

A birthday fuck

I’m looking forward to my birthday goose.

by LAkween January 14, 2022