Silver Birthday

Your silver birthday is when you turn the same age as your birth month

I’m turning 11 on the 11th month so November my silver birthday

by Susan Minter April 16, 2022

February 4th Birthdays

bro its your boy Mason/Warrens birthday tell him happy birthday to make him feel good

Yo is February 4th Birthdays Mason/Warrens Birthday!
you should tell him happy birthday

by big mason November 9, 2019

birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday

Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon

by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019

Birthday sex

What I HOPE A NANCY DIDN'T GIVE MY MAN

I'm gonna give my mouth to Calendario on some birthday sex. Triple threat actually.

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Birthday June 7th

This is the WORST birthday ever

“Omg your birthday June 7th?? What a loser!!”

by anonymous March 22, 2021

The Birthday Card

One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...

Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.

Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww

by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019

Birthday

Drinking home alone, getting drunk and then calling over your gay friends and getting naked.

I have to go to a birthday arty today.

by Omosa December 18, 2018