mr. belvediered

(verb) for a man to sit on his testicles and/or scrotum

aaaah! i just mr. belvediered myself

by bluntbillie December 13, 2009

beaver tits

doesn't mean anything, can be modified to mean whatever you want.

"Hey beaver tits, get over here. "
or "Oh beaver tits, my dick fell off."

by John March 11, 2004

beaver

beaver is a young female cadet's hairy pussy.

Matt and I went to a dance looking for some beaver!

by USAF Cadet September 3, 2021

Mr. Belvedere

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.

Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.

by amikke01 December 9, 2008

beaver promise

The rhyme recited by UK Beaver Scouts "I promise to do my best / To be kind and helpful / And to love God", accompanied by a three-fingered salute.

The salute may also be employed in later life in other promising situations involving beaver.

She knows I'm a decent guy, I gave her the Beaver Promise.

by anoralsexbitch May 2, 2006

frisky beaver

A frisky person that likes wide open beavers :

zane is a frisky beaver with ice cream on his tits :

by Kashieeeeeee October 5, 2008

Scolded Beaver

A burnt pussy.

They say that once in a mans life he will encounter a scolded beaver. The question is then what to do with it?

Guy 1: That guy kayne is eating a scolded beaver.
Guy 2 (Milo): Looks like he is enjoying it too.

Guy 1: Man that that tegan chick has an extremely scolded beaver.

by percypanda May 17, 2011