Beaver dust is a phenomena that may be encountered when browsing the senior section of the Tinder aisle.
A place once filled with fun, afternoon rain showers, and an occasional a carrot... now coughs dust like a covid-19 patient as the wetlands have become arid but the aroma of tilapia still permeates the air.
A place once filled with fun, afternoon rain showers, and an occasional a carrot... now coughs dust like a covid-19 patient as the wetlands have become arid but the aroma of tilapia still permeates the air.
Grandpa was telling me a bedtime story about the time when the Japanese fish market was hit with a freak sand storm that blinded him for several days, and how that was nothing compare to the Beaver Dust he encountered when the Friday afternoon breeze lifted Brenda's floral evening gown.
by BeaverDust March 22, 2021
When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”
The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.
by RLRuk May 10, 2025
The Flying Beaver is a sexual act, performed when the male partner thrusts his nose between the vagina flaps of the female partner while eating her out in the "69" position. He proceeds to bite down on the females pubic hair and pull whilst grabbing the flaps of the vagina with his hands and flapping them as if to simulate a bird flapping its wings. For added pleasure this may be done while the girl is hanging from the ceiling upside down in a sex swing.
The other day I was peacefully sitting on my porch swing when John flipped me around and gave me The Flying Beaver; though I was stunned and quite mad, I could not make him stop because it felt so good!
by The snowdragon king December 28, 2018
Vagisil for a hairy twat
by redxraider February 13, 2015
Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America
by CapybaraSupremacy February 04, 2022
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 30, 2022
Someone with large teeth who likes to steal boyfriends/girlfriends they are a grass beaver because they have a tendency to talk to you as if they are your friend but eventually end up helping your boyfriend/girlfriend cheat on you with them or other people. These people also have a tendency to denie it when you confront them about it. Watch out for grass beavers at all costs.
Watch out for that grass beaver.
by Elizabeth ssssssss February 19, 2017