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cesya moment

A phrase used as slang for innuendo (see innuendo). When words, phrases and such can be taken and looked at in a sexual manner, but originally stated with that not in mind at all.

History behind the phrase: Everytime anyone hangs out with our friend Cesya, she has always found a way to turn things and look at them sexually. Indeed this is a great talent. After this happened on a daily basis, we started calling these moments "Cesya Moments".
Amanda: "I gotta get off the phone I'll talk to you later, I have to get in the shower before I go out."

Cesya: "Oh, getting all wet eh? *giggles* Alright I'll talk to you later....Have fun *smirk*"

Amanda: "*sighs and laughs* OMG Cesya Moment! I'll talk to you later, bye."
by Amanda M. Nagle January 14, 2008
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jizz moment

When you're watching an action movie and the action in a scene gets so intense that you blow your load due to sheer raw epicness. It's an explosion in your pants.
Joe - Yo, man, I finally watched Die Hard yesterday.
Steve - Shit man, took you long enough. And?
Joe - Holy hell, I had like 20 jizz moments. I couldn't even get up after watching it.
by bigjonny13 May 16, 2011
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Moment faker

someone that shares a moment with someone, usually leading one to believe there is something between them, then claims that said moment never happened.
girl: awwwwwwwwwwww
guy: did we just have a moment?
girl: what are you talking about?
guy: you are such a moment faker!
by rob02825 December 22, 2007
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safa moment

safa moment (ver.) (adj.)

when someone does something utterly foolish and nonsensical to the point where it is beyond the physical existence and understanding of a living being is when someone has committed a safa moment
Example: "bro the powerhouse of the cell is mightozambia"
"you're having a safa moment bro drink horlicks"
by coochie101eater101 December 24, 2020
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Unicorn moment

A "unicorn moment" is when somebody gets off the subject of a conversation, or when one gets "side tracked" from a task without realizing it.
EG1: person "A & B" conversation.
A:"We went to this show and it was cool, the bands were great."

B:"Who was playing?"
A:"Some local bands"
B:"When is the package supposed to arrive in the mail?"
A:"that was a total unicorn moment"

EG2: Person "A" intended on mowing the yard. "A" starts mowing the yard then stops to water the flower garden and completely forgets to finish mowing the yard.

EG3: Person "A" goes online to check bank account and logs into a social network site and forgets to check bank account.

EG4: "I don't have ADD, hey look a unicorn!"
by Mythicx June 30, 2011
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Joel Moment

When someone does or says something really obvious or dumb, something Joel would say or do
Joel asked “Where’s Milwaukee?” after visiting the city for a meet; a Joel moment.

Joel once said “Wait, I thought everyone came from the Mayflower,” a Joel moment.
by Amogussussy March 18, 2021
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A Maurice Moment

A maurice moment is when one does something gay without noticing it
Ex. Bro 1: i like holding my gfs purse. Feels kinda nice

Bro 2: what

Bro 1: Sorry i had a maurice moment
by The Gucci flip flops September 28, 2019
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