Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".

Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!

by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017

National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020

Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.

Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.

by muphinman January 4, 2022

PAL key

The key to arm Metal Gear Rex.

Liquid is trying to get you to give him/her the PAL key, that's why he/she really wants the key.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

Tre Key

He is gay

My name is Tre Key

by Big bootywhole September 15, 2021

Key

Something that gives somebody access to something.

If she wasn't friends with as many of Paulie Mussolini's (the name of one of the guards) enemies as she was, he wouldn't think it was possible she could be trying to finesse the key to let her and his enemies in from him by calling him cute, but he had to think of all the possibilities. People expect too much for every compliment they try to give, so Paulie Mussolini thought he shouldn't be as sparing as most people with his praise of others.

by The Original Agahnim September 23, 2021

High Key Pepper

The opposite of low key salty

Sike I'm high key pepper. You wish.

by TakethatL January 24, 2017