Hobo goblin

The thing your water level affect

Doctor: you have low hobo goblin levels

You: awh man

by Green hairbrush June 21, 2023

alc goblin

going to a party to steal alc and then leaving

“bro ashley is an alc goblin don’t invite her the the party”

by slump3d November 24, 2023

mean baby goblin

A younger brother who feeds on your leftovers

The mean baby goblin that lives in my house ate my donuts and drank my pepsi

by BubbyCat21 October 2, 2020

toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021

Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.

Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022

Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

by Ainur March 25, 2025