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cunt smuggling

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.
"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"
by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009
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jaba the cunt

A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.
Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.

Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
by WordSmithMacs June 11, 2016
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Cunt Nugget

A person who is extremely cocky and stuck up; a person that acts as if they are way better than others
She's acting like a cunt nugget just because she got some new shoes yesterday
by lalaneihisapimp October 31, 2015
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Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
by Skinbro December 9, 2008
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cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.
'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015
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cunt twivvle

The state of being a cunt (vagina) and being annoying as shit and pissing everyone off nobody likes them and they are in the state of being a twivvle as well
Harrison- Dammit Mario Aidan keeps being a fucking cunt twivvle
Mario-I know I’m gonna bone his girlfriend tho
by Harry1213 twivvle February 5, 2018
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cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?
by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018
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