by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009
Get the cunt smuggling mug.A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.
Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
by WordSmithMacs June 11, 2016
Get the jaba the cunt mug.A person who is extremely cocky and stuck up; a person that acts as if they are way better than others
by lalaneihisapimp October 31, 2015
Get the Cunt Nugget mug.1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.
So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
by Skinbro December 9, 2008
Get the Cunt's Tender mug.A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.
'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015
Get the cunt satchel mug.The state of being a cunt (vagina) and being annoying as shit and pissing everyone off nobody likes them and they are in the state of being a twivvle as well
Harrison- Dammit Mario Aidan keeps being a fucking cunt twivvle
Mario-I know I’m gonna bone his girlfriend tho
Mario-I know I’m gonna bone his girlfriend tho
by Harry1213 twivvle February 5, 2018
Get the cunt twivvle mug.Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.
The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.
This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.
The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.
This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?
by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018
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