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Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022
mugGet the Beached Whalemug.

/whale

The act of dcing from a game and not playing for a week.
He got pickaxed by Skid and he /Whale.
by naruto kunnnnn November 28, 2021
mugGet the /whalemug.

beluga whale dick

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.
Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!
by Dogdicker November 1, 2021
mugGet the beluga whale dickmug.

Big whale

The ich to sratch the penis
I had a big whale playing soccer
by Eugine nigri June 30, 2019
mugGet the Big whalemug.

52 hertz whale

The loneliest whale in the world." A whale that sings at a frequency of 52 Hertz, which is unusually high for a whale. Because of this, no other whale ever responded to it's call. It cries out for companionship that never comes. It roams the ocean all alone.
by So I Thought September 8, 2024
mugGet the 52 hertz whalemug.

mr. whale

user: !define gumball
mr. whale: gumball - a candy representing the feeling of chewing a t******e
user: what the fuck
by elsqued November 1, 2024
mugGet the mr. whalemug.

whale fall

by plato! October 29, 2024
mugGet the whale fallmug.

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