the female version of a "dick slap"; when a woman puts her pussy right in a man's face holding the right or left labia majora aka outer lip to then slap his face with it.
*this can also be done with both outer lips
*this can also be done with both outer lips
"was that dessert?" he said.
"uh no, it was a vag slap... my version of a dick slap you sarcastic bastard," she responded as she pulled the front of her skirt down with a smile.
"uh no, it was a vag slap... my version of a dick slap you sarcastic bastard," she responded as she pulled the front of her skirt down with a smile.
by redpyre March 25, 2012
by Dick Chase September 26, 2009
To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.
by BootlegDVD January 10, 2005
The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.
by cazlo March 25, 2011
when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face
aka a cum filled condom slap
aka a cum filled condom slap
by Jdog and box July 11, 2008
by FreshFlavor April 26, 2015
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