Trojan Warrior

Another term for a cockblocker, since you tryna go raw in this badd bitch you pullin cuz she THAT fine. They fuckin up the nut (like a Trojan condom).
*Isaiah cocksblock John from gettin wit this bad bitch Maddie*

*John brings Isaiah to the side*

*Isaiah*: “Dude. Get yo trojan warrior ass the fuck outta here. You fuckin up the play.”
by 1ksoss June 01, 2023
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Ethor the Legendary Warrior

An illiterate special snowflake that doesn't know how to take critics.
"Damn, don't be Ethor the Legendary Warrior. Learn the difference between critique and destructive criticism."
by Snake_Prick April 23, 2017
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Ethor the Legendary Warrior

An illiterate special snowflake that doesn't know how to take critics.
"Damn, don't be Ethor the Legendary Warrior. Learn the difference between critique and destructive criticism."
by Snake_Prick April 23, 2017
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Swag Warrior

Someone who is arguably the pinnacle of swag.
"You know James Cage White? He is a total swag warrior."
by TesticuloTheSexGod April 04, 2023
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Makeup warrior

British slang for a bootleg representation of African cultures
Did you see those Makeup warriors at the tube?
by Bobby white house October 10, 2021
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IDK Warrior

someone who says idk to everything or is otherwise very indecisive in general.
"hey bro you wanna go to maccas?" " oh idk man" "your such an idk warrior bro"
by owangutaun January 11, 2025
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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 08, 2023
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