perpetual virgin

Its someone who no matter how hard they try to get laid the are a perpetual virgin

Chad:"look at that perpetual virgin"
Chad2:"wow he will never get laid"

by theultimatechad June 9, 2018

Minnesota virginity

When someone from Minnesota has never had sex in a snow fort or igloo

Janice's parents are always gone so she's never had to resort to losing her Minnesota virginity

by MinnesotaHockeyBoy May 7, 2022

ear virgin

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.

1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019

Certified Virgin

Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.

Michael has 12 clash of clan accounts above TH 9 hes a certified virgin

by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021

Meme Virgin

9gaggers who have no life and has never had sex before in their life. They spend most of their time masturbating and looking at low-quality memes.

Person A: I browse 9gag
Person B: (*tries to impress her) I'm a meme virgin, too

by dumped_penguin April 25, 2017

that virgin friend

the one kid you hope doesn't get invited to the sleepover, normally morbidly obese, and thinks they are funny but aren't and everyone tells to bleep off

hey you know Ashton
yeah
is he that virgin friend
obviously

by jshssh March 18, 2020

Slang Virgin

Someone who is pretty clueless to urban dictionary or slang terms.

Kristy: What does ASF mean?

Jeff: It means as fuck.. like cold ASF.

Jeff: You must be a slang virgin.

by pfctjoy November 17, 2014