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Maxim Van Dessel

The Sexiest and funiest man alive, every girl wants him. He's strong, handsome, smart and talentand, Everyone wants the be his friend.
Maxim Van Dessel for president of Belgium
by MaxLover2002 November 22, 2021
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mom van

It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours
"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"

" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"
by Urmommishott February 12, 2018
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Pa-van

A former gitam student with very unzipping nature, a person who always wants to get naked or get nude with full of sexual desire
She got pa-van the other night, don't get pa-van in public for god's sake!
by Edwin daniels November 24, 2021
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Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.
Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.
by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018
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van hursty

a businessman who loves to kill vampires by night but sells tobacco products by day. he also carries lots of briefcases and wears trench coats
omg your such a van hursty
OMG too far man!!!
by chozzers February 3, 2010
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Paul van BJJ

Paul van BJJ is basically a man who is for all intended purposes the following: Good Looking, muscular, "macho"-being totally cool toward everyone and everything, very clean and neat in appearance, a man who is 100% man: almost every lady is attracted to him because of his great charismatic ability, and when need be, he can be a real bad guy to mess with. Paul van BJJ is more of a definitive personality type, go to the beach in the summer and you will see several who fit the above, in addition to wearing sunglasses and jewelry, he is a ladies man, enjoying fast cars, hot woman, and good at hustling people in pool. Paul van BJJ is what every man wants to be, but 99.7% of men never live up to.
"Man, that guy has it going on, he's a real Paul van BJJ"....
by sheehan March 23, 2020
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moto van

A van used to haul around dirt bikes. Normally seen by girlfriends as creepy and raper-ish
Hey man, you wanna take the moto van down to the races?
by Woody_60 April 6, 2017
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