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Urban Manatee

An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.
Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.

Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.
by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011
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Urban Dictona

Dictona Dimploa. Urban? Suburban! Hotel? Trivago!

This is random, idc if this is not in the urban dictionary.
Urban Dictona, is a shorter term for, Urban Dictionary. CANADA!
Urban Dictona, is the shorter term for, Urban Dictionary
by 1 Cool Guy March 3, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website where people post inappropriate word with shitty definitions that are either voted "up" or "down" by random site visitors who have nothing better to do.
Urban Dictionary is a terrible website, and is not intended for children!
by $4Life December 29, 2015
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urban dictionary

A place where people make up stupid definitions for words and definitions alike.
Yeah, I had to check urban dictionary. Shut up!
by Zuma Maeve May 21, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

The website you are on right now that was once used to define slang but is now a site people go on to define sex positions that are impossible, disgusting, and never used.
I realized the real use for urban dictionary was to make fake sex positions once I saw the tumbling portablumpkin.
by MagicalSheep365 May 14, 2015
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Urban Dictionary

A website you go to when you’re bored as hell to read definitions made by people who were also bored as hell.
They be foolin on Urban Dictionary.
by Immortal Asshole November 8, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A place where i come to find out what that black kid said to me.
Ghetto dude: "Yo man that was off the heezy fo sheezy straight up cuz"

Me: "???????????????"
Me: "let me look that up on urban dictionary"
Me: "Oh ok, ya that was cool"
by d3m0n888 March 3, 2010
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