Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.

Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.

by Takes balls to go by "Dick" June 8, 2010

tech touch of death

What someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. Usually women have it more than men.

Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.

by aileronrider07 July 6, 2010

gourd toucher

Touching someone balls

Frank you gourd toucher, quit reaching for my balls

by Ichi need October 26, 2013

barbe-toucheur

noun. Something/somebody that gives you pleasure touching your beard repeatedly.

If you are stressed I can be your barbe-toucheur

by Ninaleeg May 6, 2014

pen touch

When a female materbates her man under the table at a family dinner

My sister was giving her boyfriend a pen touch at the dinner table

by #quat July 31, 2014

organ toucher

When your penis is so big it touches a girl's organ when you stick it in her vagina

His penis was so big it was considered an organ toucher.

by Jimmy John is freaky fast in b May 6, 2015

Pooter Toucher

An individual who touches his or her own anus while listening to "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry. Generally speaking, someone who has a longstanding fetish towards their own anus.

Man, this dude across the way at the bar smells like a dirty diaper. I bet he's a serious pooter toucher.

by anonymous January 1, 2017