Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

by asbesito May 4, 2023

Kentucky Nugget Wash

Using two oiled up midgets, preferably Mexican, and using them to slide along floors and clean up messes.

Used mainly in the kitchen and at Porn Shoots to clean up stray lines of spunk.

"Holy Fuck!" "It's everywhere" "I need a Kentucky Nugget Wash right FUCKIN NOW!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

BUlgarian bum wash

A wet rimjob by an old Bulgarian man

Hey guys last night I just got a Bulgarian bum wash

by Jackparker January 7, 2019

Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned

I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.

by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

washing the pearl

Female masturbation involving a lot of rubbing/circling of the clitoris; typically performed prior to, during, or after taking a shower.

"Stacy you've been in there for two hours! What are you doing?"

"Go away! I'm washing the pearl!"

by TheStenchofDiscovery July 13, 2015

swallowing the washing

where a female wearing some tights shorts or trousers is showing her underwear riding up her bottom crack

dude that girl is swallowing the washing

by big criss February 22, 2009