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math class

Hey I know, let’s play a game!
Put a finger down if…
1. You feel like math class is a mental torture institution that should be abolished.
2. Nothing you ever learn in Math applies to your real world situations.
3. You had math class at the end of the school day or at the beginning of the school day
4. No matter how hard you studied or how positive you are about the quiz you took, you magically failed.
5. Yet somehow the people who complained that the test was too hard got 90s or 100s
6. Your teacher on the outside looks like a nice person but inside they hate you with a burning passion
7. You were mentally burned out or had an ongoing situation and couldn’t do the homework
8. …But your teacher couldn’t care one bit if your goldfish died
9. Your teacher taught easy equations but left you with the hard ones.😒
10. Throughout anytime in your math class days, you said “Fuck it” or “It is what it is”😒
Now that lunch is over… Time for Math class
*sighs in depression*
by NoFriendlyFire21 August 2, 2024
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Miranda Math

Austin gives Miranda chocolate.

Miranda spills chocolate on herself.

It’s Austin’s fault.
That’s Miranda math
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Math

M stands for mental
A stand for abuse
T stands for to
H stands for human
by shadow_214 March 14, 2019
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Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024
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Math

Math is a blessing. Never exclude mathematics from a curricular lesson.
Without "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally" Fundamental science would seize to exist and the universe would spontaneously collapse. Always start your children counting with change, NOT dollars. That's why we have A. Lincoln on A CENT, Never toss change!! ROLL IT." LINCOLN, NEBRASKA TREASURE.
by YelaSyr October 27, 2020
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Math teacher

A Person that teaches pie, doesn't eat it.
Dad ate my homework cause my Math teacher said it had pie in it
by Meth teacher March 11, 2022
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Math

A very boring subject, basically. Only fun when you understand what you're doing to be honest.
''Yo our next class is math'' ''Ye i know i kind of want to go home instead.''
by blondie? May 14, 2025
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