Rose-hairy

A legendary level of fuzziness achieved by a girl named Rosemary whose body hair game is so strong, she could single-handedly knit a sweater during a heatwave. Often spotted rocking shorts with the confidence of a bald eagle in a wind tunnel.

Dude, I thought a squirrel brushed past my leg, but nope—it was just Rose-hairy leaning in for a hug.

by ThePunisher_617 June 12, 2025

hairy callous

A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.

"That girl is so hot, man!"

"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."

by 'dork October 10, 2006

Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.

"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."

by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019

Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.

I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!

by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016

This bitch hairy

its self explanatory this bitch hairy

i was about to tap up then this bitch was hella hairy i said This bitch hairy af

by niga69420 February 10, 2020