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Dave

Dave is always gay. prove me wrong.
Person 1: “OMG have you met my friend Dave yet”
Person 2: “no we’re is he?
*dave walks in*
Person 2:*thinking* is he gay?
by Piggliewink February 19, 2022
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Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals
Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
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Dave

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak
by Shlock March 30, 2020
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Dave Thier

Dave Their: I don't think Sony will announce the PS5 in February- posted February 29 by Dave Thier

Everyone: Why didn't I think of that.
by Barack. O. Bama March 2, 2020
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Dave Grohl

Dave grohl is great and the most atractive man you will ever see
wow i want to look like dave grohl so fucking bad!
by Estefanya April 22, 2021
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Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime
For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom
by lengerzbro June 12, 2022
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DDs Dave

Dds Dave is one "pimps" in runescape selling his Ho's by night and raping other pimps in pvp.
one of DDs Dave Quotes "I fuked aul ur mumz for 1 penny a pop bitchezzzzzzzz"
by davematelolcat May 3, 2009
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