ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

Oscar's Mum

This describes a woman who has a higher bodycount than anyone else in the county.

Mate, fucked a chick last night pretty sure it was Oscar's Mum

by ShinDigDoo December 27, 2020

Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school

"god shes such a courts mum"

by Meltdown.x April 2, 2022

Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

by Mumologist December 11, 2020

Mum

The greatest person to ever live!!! Every one of them is as unique and special in their own way as another. They are the best person in the world so be sure to never disrespect them.

Johny: My Mum is the best person in the world!

Jack: Mine too!

by Supdawg2010 March 23, 2022

Ur mum

People use this as a joke as making fun of people's mothers by simply saying ur mum

"Yo I banged ur mum last night"

by Kingzxfooty February 12, 2022

mum

gigachad way to call your mother

"oy mum can I go to the dairy"
"you have money"

by ben dovernow plz November 1, 2022