Fuck Fairy

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.

Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.

by JaySteeze September 14, 2016

cranny-fairy

when a man/boy first eats/drinks cranberries

tom: hey bill have you ever had cranberries
bill: yes
tom: well you should try them their delicious
bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy

by guido123 August 26, 2009

dancin with sugarplumb fairies

it basically means that you are under the influence of some substance.

Yo man, are you dancin with sugarplumb fairies?

Ya man i definitely am.

by adsome36 May 18, 2009

Fungus Fairy

A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.

See that fungus fairy over there?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

garden fairy

NOT A HOMOPHOBIC TERM... someone who likes flowers and appears very fairy like

wybie is a garden fairy

by miles j levinsky July 08, 2022

Tooth Fairy Lipstick

The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.

Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.

by FartMomma December 31, 2023

Fairy Dance

When a girl jerks, shakes and jolts her legs while having a particularly strong orgasm.

Jenny played with he new vibrator. Her legs were shaking so much, so was doing the Fairy Dance!

by joe995 October 23, 2024