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Maths ting

A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
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Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots
A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.
by hewhocooks February 5, 2013
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Math

It is the lesbian sister of biology
Son : Dad, what is math?
Dad : Son, math is just the lesbian sister of Biology
by mashd.potatoe June 10, 2018
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Math

The most important but stupid and it mentally hurts my brain in abused my brain and it can do that to all the humans!
M-MENTAL

A-ABUSE
T-TO
H-HUMANS
Without a working knowledge of abstract or applied math, geeks wouldn't know how to seamlessly set up an online Wittypedia like Urban Dictionary—math is a necessary evil that allows us to enjoying the good things in life.
by _Ice_Wolf_Gaming November 9, 2018
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math

A widely known torture tactic used by schools, parents, workplaces, etc

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
"Today I was tortured. I had math class."
by hype train January 22, 2017
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standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students
"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"
by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024
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The Geography of Singapore Math

Communities and countries (or schools and states) around the globe with the highest and lowest levels of adoption of the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it—which incorporates the best methodologies and pedagogies from both the East and the West—with some demographic or racial groups more receptive to embracing this alien math program than others.
The geography of Singapore math reveals a strong support among American homeschoolers and white middle-class families, who order tens of thousands of math titles every year from the “fine” city-state.
by Numerati April 7, 2025
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