by Ploooterman November 26, 2016
Get the Fart Lifemug. 
by Ziggyzagwagsy December 30, 2019
Get the Life changersmug. The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.
It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010
Get the Life Screwedmug. Guy 1: Even though my girlfriend was on her period we still had sex last night.
Guy 2: How did that go? Did you give her an angry dragon?
Guy 1: No, I was going to hard that I gave her the flight for life before I could get to that.
Guy 2: How did that go? Did you give her an angry dragon?
Guy 1: No, I was going to hard that I gave her the flight for life before I could get to that.
by VincibleLemur03 April 4, 2017
Get the flight for lifemug. To live your life in your garage, wrenching on cars, trucks, motorcycles, and wiring speakers. Usually when someone lives the "garage life" they use narcotics to fuel them fir many days at a time. Very rarely does anything actually get completed, or built while living the garage life. Many projects are started, most are not completed.
Doug has been living that garage life wiring speakers for 3 days straight. That guy has more speakers than sound bank.
by Franky Ratchet July 20, 2016
Get the Garage lifemug. One whose life is virtually perfect, it is as if the person is friends with life and brings life up when it's feeling down so in exchange life will treat the person well.
Damn, look at Bill over there with his new convertible he got by using money he got from a raise at his already-high-paying job. it is as if he is a Life's Pet.
by BLesSTheHuman March 23, 2013
Get the Life's Petmug.