noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.

Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*

by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

a CFC slap

when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face

aka a cum filled condom slap

"dude when i was done with that chick i gave her a CFC slap, and she liked it."

by Jdog and box August 2, 2008

Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.

I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.

by cazlo April 11, 2011

Noggin Slap

Being slapped or struck forcefully upon one's head in an unforeseen way.

WTF! He just got noggin slapped!

by NollyPolly March 12, 2021

google-slapped

To get overwhelmed by a list of links that counter your argument.

Jimbo google-slapped a denialist conservative with a list of links to stories discussing Republican candidates that are neo-Nazis.

by jimbo92107 May 25, 2015

Rambo Slapped

when u slap someone with ur rambo to humble them

kayz was tryna act up in front of dem girls so man rambo slappedddd him

by taybandz February 12, 2022

life slap

When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.

They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life

Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?

Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!

How about you?

I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?

*LIFE SLAP!*

by grudge_bearer December 4, 2010