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Black Snake Moan

The sound a person makes when they have been on the toilet for a long time trying to push out a dry shit after being constipated.
Justins leg shook as he forced out a black snake moan his body sweating profusely as the long hard turd finally splashed into the toilet.
by zenjiedo_68 September 30, 2009
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mad snake

someone who is extremely good at life/is amazing
steph baked me cookies.. what a mad snake!!! or bryce will lend stuart money because he is a mad snake
by whatsthedifference June 3, 2006
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snakebite

An ancient Chinese herbal cure all. A potent concoxion of ginseng root, geko, snake, and various other ingredients ferment in a large glass keg. one or two shots is all you need.Get real drunk, real fast. Tastes like shit.
- What the hell's in that big jar?

- Oh that's snakebite, wanna shot?
by Big Doug O. November 6, 2007
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Snake Eye

Alcoholic drink. Shooter.

Combination of Rye Whiskey, Shnapps and Tequila.
To be mixed then shoot.
Mix and shoot. I had snake eye offered to me the night before I got married, after a heavy beer night. It was a hell of a way to welcome me into reality! I can't take credit for it due to someone else creating it, but it was delicious, and 17 years later I'm still married!
by TG13 September 28, 2009
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these mother fucking snakes

'this is pissing me the fuck off'
-can be followed by
'on this mother fucking plane'
-contrary to the term 'snakes on a plane', which means something you can't do anything about,
'these mother fucking snakes' is said under the breath, angrily, to yourself.
- a reference to the SLJ movie snakes on a plane
Guy 1: Dude, i heard your dog died.
Guy 2: (To self, angrily) ...these mother fucking snakes....
or
Guy 1: OMFG LOL U STEPPED IN SHIT! PWND
Guy 2: these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
by joeduncannnnnnn March 20, 2008
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Ride The Snake

n.
1. An individual using, or having possession of a giant, chrome, gay ass cobra head shift knob for their car; esp. Chris "Ride The Snake" Slicker.

v.
1. An action involving the use of a giant, chrome, gay ass cobra head shift knob for their car.
2. An action having anything to do with an individual who uses or owns such a device.

interj.
1. Used to insult or acknowledge the presence of someone who uses or owns a giant, chrome, gay ass cobra head shift knob for their car. Can be said in a whisper, or in loud exclamation with various speeds and voice tones. Usually used when passing by such a person.

(Etymology: 90s Saturday Night Live English, from Jim Carrey skit)
Usage
n.
1. "As if his clothes weren't flaming enough, ride the snake went and got a big ass fuckin' snake head for a shift knob!"

v.
1. "Hey, why don't you go and ride the snake on outta here with those deliveries already."
2. "So you're telling me you're gonna go ride the snake with ride the snake to ride the snake, huh? Word."

interj.
1. "RIDE THE SNAKE!!! Ride the snake..."
by Magus420 October 7, 2004
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the snake gambit

a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one
when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit
by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004
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