noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.

Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*

by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

a CFC slap

when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face

aka a cum filled condom slap

"dude when i was done with that chick i gave her a CFC slap, and she liked it."

by Jdog and box August 2, 2008

Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.

I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.

by cazlo April 11, 2011

slap juice

u drink it and then u slap people

i drank slap juice and then i went by my mom.

by PointingatmyBALLZ December 13, 2022

Slapping the rudder

To masturbate without consideration for volume.

I was trying to sleep and all i could hear next door was him slapping the rudder.

by Peté S J Bond May 20, 2016

slap on the anchors

Southeastern expression for jamming on the breaks. Can be used literally or metaphorically

example 1. Jaysus lad I was flying down the road and some eejit pulled out in front of me, so I slapped on the anchors.

example 2. She wanting a ring a baby and a house, I think it's time to slap on the anchors!

by Thelilacmango April 28, 2016

Backpack-slap

When a person puts backpack on and intentionally hits someone else in the face so hard the person becomes hurt.

As the irritated business woman got up she backpack-slapped the innocent commuter's face next to her.

by Wordplayuh November 29, 2016